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In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

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Women say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit none of them will even talk to me.

 

(._.) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…

 

It isn’t what they say about you. It’s what they whisper.

 

You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge.

 

I don’t want a ‘Perfect Relationship’. I just want someone who I can act silly with, someone who treats me right and loves being with me.

 

Ah, Facebook Mobile…or as I like to call it,”WALK ‘N STALK’!”